The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
by Pp poo March 13, 2022
Get the Sam Kitchingmug. by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021
Get the Sam Is A Poo Headmug. sam is leng guy in general. He could pull any girl he wants but he’s waiting for that one mixed race girl. sam also has a massive cock which can make any gyal pum pum wet
by real_sj November 22, 2021
Get the Sammug. by feuawt9h870strg870gewsrh8709ge March 1, 2023
Get the Samfulmug. This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
by Shret October 7, 2022
Get the Sammug. My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back
by .buga June 2, 2022
Get the Sammug. An attractive nerd
Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "
by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020
Get the Sammug.