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the apple bottom special 

when a guy pops some baby powder on is sausage and testicles and leans back like hes about to play limbo and the girl gets on top of him and lets all her anger out on his powerpole the baby powder just simply softens the landing and cakes the cum leaving a wonderful sugercake for his lover.
he wants a cake and by god hes gonna give it to her.... ladies and gentlemen the apple bottom special.
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Hump Day HJ Special 

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

Joey Special

Similar to the concept created by Joey Tribianni off the famous American comedy "Friends," the Joey Special is when one orders two pints at the bar.
"Joey Special please guvna!"
"Right away sir, just need to get 2 pint glasses"
Joey Special by Lagerman December 27, 2011

Brown-Bag Special 

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.
She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special

special treatment

Going out of one's way to humiliate and punish internet site users who cannot control themselves or their behavior.
Since you are not able to follow the simple rules, respect and common sense that most 5-year-olds can handle, we are going to give you "the special treatment".
special treatment by Ima Professor September 26, 2020

Canadian Special 

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

2 for 1 Special 

2 for 1 Special by The ownr January 3, 2008