i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive
by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

by Coralface July 22, 2017

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home
by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.
by Chartsy February 25, 2024

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.
Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015
