national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011

smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024

Joe Smokes

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.

2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men

Ron said "don't be afraid, you are being a Joe Smokes."

by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019

Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 20, 2022

red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.

Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids

by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023