A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
by Account1 November 10, 2017
The most wonderful person you will ever meet. Sam S has an amazing personality and is the most lovable person you'll know. They are sweet, kind, beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, and overall exceptional. If someone's name is Sam and their last name starts with S, you should definitely take time to get to know them!
by CockGobbler72 January 28, 2024
by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019
Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.
Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!
Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.
Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!
Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.
Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
by DefNotSam November 24, 2021
A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
by dcnert June 17, 2016
by alegendcalledalex December 14, 2021