post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
The grief, regret, or existential sorrow experienced by a transgender individual, after gender transition. Often involving mourning the loss of their pre-transition identity or body; disappointment with surgical or hormonal outcomes; or recognition that transition did not resolve underlying psychological distress. Context - “the post trans lament made their body dysphoria a persistent agonizing existence.”

I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament

by HippocratesHasSpoken November 15, 2025

Julian Post

The opposite of lacking. Walking W

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post

by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022

post-peak

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.

Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak

by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023

Post Otto Stress Disorder

Post Otto Stress Disorder, also known as POSD is a mental disorder usually known to happen in people who have played Honkai Impact 3rd, a game where there is an antagonist known as Otto Apocalypse. People with POSD are all afraid of any blonde man, in fear that they are actually just Otto Apocalypse.

"Hey, did you know person has POSD?"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"

by JustDani December 21, 2023