Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)

Kate was such a goofy ass ho last night.

by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012

Skanky Ho Bag

Fugly ass bitches who most likely have at least 4 stds and will fuck any semi living thing taht will take her/him. SHould be avoided at all cost.

Joey is a fugly skanky Ho bag

by SheQueefa January 12, 2014

crucify dat ho

Fucking a girl in the ass with her arms spread apart while you hold onto them, thus making it look as if she is in the crucifixition position.

Man, I had to crucify dat ho last night; it was a religious experience!

by Great American April 14, 2008

bros b4 hos

Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.

James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies

by niggapleasemore January 16, 2009

hi ho diddly

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.

Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"

by El Taka June 20, 2008

simno ho

all you guys are retards with no friends, especially you madison.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003