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The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
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arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.
What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.
by fangedWu February 27, 2025
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fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024
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Mother fucking gits

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015
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Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.
*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"
by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018
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Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
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your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.
John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies
by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018
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