cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice
My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load
by logi bear607 June 16, 2011
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Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.
When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".
by twirler20 January 30, 2011
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queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
stop queefing you queef monkey
by Hardale December 07, 2008
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monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.
"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"
by Luis November 19, 2003
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Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
by Blue pickle August 23, 2007
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monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.
That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?
by DrBillyRuben August 01, 2011
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Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.
"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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