your mom

a commonly used "come back".

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 22, 2004

Coleman's mom

A very friendly stoner who offers her son's friends food... ALL THE TIME.

Did you just see Coleman's mom rockin' the Ganj!?

by MickeyRourke November 26, 2004

Mom Phone

A big chunky cell phone that would normally be used by a mom, but is being used by a high school-age kid. This phone is NOT, under any circumstances, to be called a Mom Phone when an adult female is using it.

Jerry: Hey Victor, can I use your Mom Phone?
Victor: Yes indeed!

by =S= July 11, 2009

Your Mom

What I did last night.

I did your mom.

by The Guy Who Did Your Mom May 1, 2010

Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Joe's Mom

The way it kills its sons is soooo amazing, especially how good she looks naked, and how good she has sex. Umm... not that I would know...

Joe's Mom was torturing me yesterday

by Melon boobs. Naked. Tortures. February 19, 2015

Slay mom

A phrase used to praise an individual who is superior in fashion, make up, and overall style

" did you see Beyoncé on the VMA's last night ?! All can say is slay mom !"

**comment on friends picture who looks really good ***

"Slay mom "

by Ashy_pie September 9, 2016