michael jordan 

The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.

Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.

Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!

michael jordan by William Wordsworthless July 26, 2005

Michael Bublé 

The Definition of a Sh*t lad. Any males whom venture away from the pub/a girls room to watch a Michael Bublé concert shall loose all Lad Status.

Womble : "Hey Scotland Lad, wanna go watch Michael Bublé"?
Scotland Lad : "Yeah sure babe!."

Rest of the World : "Sh*t Lad!"

Michael Bublé by HKhardman November 12, 2010

Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. 

A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.

It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.

The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.


Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!

Coming 2010!

In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.

Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. by Holden M February 6, 2009

MIchael Phelps 

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.

Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.

MIchael Phelps by F M Phelps October 4, 2008

michael phelps 

-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.

-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!

michael phelps by charlie diep October 11, 2008

Michael Phelps 

The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.

Michael Phelps doesn't run, he swims on land.

Michael Phelps by KnightOIce October 10, 2008

Michael Chappell

Old. As. Shit.

Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell

Michael Chappell by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010