Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

March 25th

Kiss,fuck,love drake for ever❤️

March 25th is the day you love drake forever

by Kammmmmmm March 24, 2022

March 28

march 28 national sleep in class day

Teacher "why is everyone sleeping!?"

Student"bc its march 28 national sleep in class day!"

by Alannahakayourmom March 27, 2025

March 27th

Grab your friends tits day.(as long as their ok with it) Doesn't matter if they little or they big IM GRABBING EM

*grabs tit*

''Hey why did you just grab my tit?''

''its March 27th. Grab your friends tits day!''
''Finally ive been waiting for this day, wanna go grab *insert another friend name* tit next?''
''Hell yeah!''

by Gachafro March 27, 2023

March 2nd 2023

The day caitlin and ciaran got together

On march 2nd 2023 Ciaran calls and says "will you go out with me"
Caitlin takes a sec because of shock then reply "yes"

by Someoneyoudontknowxoxo March 14, 2023

March 27th

Moan in your boy best friends ear to see if they get hard day

"It's March 27th" "so" *moans in his ear*

by Relatable.thingzzzzzzzz March 27, 2023

-March 26-

Might as well tat realest nigga on their face

..Drake luvs the type of niggas that we’re born on -March 26-

by UBETTERfwDevy December 28, 2021