Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

yass-lighting

A combination of "Yass"/"Yass Queen" and gaslighting.
Convincing a person into believing something through hyping them up and/or positive public support.

Person 1"2 + 2 = 5"
Person 2"Yass, you're so right. I didn't realise. You're really intelligent. Listen everyone, this person really knows their stuff. You should listen to them ."
Person 3"Hey, quit yass-lighting them."

by BBEB May 6, 2024

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Light market

The market of selling yourself knowingly, unlike the commonly known dark where identities are stolen.

This refers to clout chasers purposely putting half nude photos then acting as if the world is taking advantage of them, when in fact its themselves.

“Dude you seen this girls onlyfans? “
“Yeah she on on the light market.”

by Johnious Thibious August 2, 2022

Green the light

(Phrase can also be re-arranged)
to say "Light the Greens"

ay dog, I've been workin too hard, lets go light the greens.

by joshl6 April 7, 2005

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look hes got sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019