Vintage slang for a person attracted to the same gender, referring to the actress Judy Garland who married multiple gay men on purpose, so that they could live their lives freely whilst under the guise of heterosexual marriage. We stan a supportive queen.
Vintage lesbian 1: *winking furiously at vintage lesbian number 2* "So are you a...friend of Judy's?"
Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*
Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*
by herbirdglitter January 9, 2021
Get the Friend of Judy mug.Someone who wouldn't hold their breath if they were you. They'll forget, but they'll never forgive you. They're asking "Don't you know, don't you know?". True friends stab you in the front.
I WOULDN'T HOLD MY BREATH IF I WAS YOU, I'LL FORGET BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, DON'T YOU KNOW DON'T YOU KNOW? TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN FRONT
by maybesomeonerandomyes February 4, 2021
Get the True Friends mug.someone you obviously have feelings for but are too blinded by your love for someone else that you dont see they like you back.
by layanb March 25, 2021
Get the just a friend mug.A Caucasian ally, companion, or compatriot accompanying a non-white person or a group of non-white people (mostly Black or Latinx, but really any shade darker than white); who interacts with law enforcement on behalf of the non-white friend, group, or carpool; acting as the threshold between his/her friends and possible police brutality and violence.
Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).
It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.
Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).
It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.
“Dear lord, Tarik! How did you manage to get away alive after that traffic stop with the burned out taillight? I’ve seen some BAD things from the police in Syracuse, Minneapolis, Portland, et al..”
“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”
“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”
“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”
“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”
“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”
“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”
“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”
“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”
by DeekBosko April 14, 2021
Get the White Friend mug.A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
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