Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.

Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

fetish showers

The absolutely disgusting act of peeing on oneself or another person during sexual activity aka golden shower.

That woman is a freak, she even does fetish showers!

by Caroljudy August 21, 2017

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes

Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day

by renjhi July 12, 2020