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Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
mugGet the Trojan horsemug.

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend
by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019
mugGet the Kansas horse bitmug.

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high
So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse
by Conky November 19, 2023
mugGet the High in the horsemug.

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.
One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.
by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021
mugGet the horse blowjobmug.

Horse

You know that guy I’m dating, corey, he’s got a huge penis- he’s a horse!
by British Blondie February 16, 2022
mugGet the Horsemug.

horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 20, 2021
mugGet the horse cuntingmug.

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.
Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!
by ColonelDickChee February 9, 2018
mugGet the horse kneesmug.

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