A complete and utter moron and person who doesn’t hang out with his friends and instead always chooses “mommy” instead; aka Peter M
by abbyisbad December 22, 2024

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.
by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Typically when you finger a girl up to your knuckle. Sometimes when two men try and finger each other.
EX. I got fucker knuckled last night and it felt great!
EX. David and I need to try to fucker knuckle tonight.
EX. David and I need to try to fucker knuckle tonight.
by It's me bitch March 14, 2018

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way
sussy, soo where was it at then?
jan, i think he just fucked my funt...
sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker
sussy, soo where was it at then?
jan, i think he just fucked my funt...
sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker
by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008

by @lowkey_savage_turtle_lit77 June 13, 2017

When you're so tuckered out that you feel like you've been the sub of an orgy, but with none of the pleasure and all of the exhaustion.
You know you're fuckered out when you can barely drive after working your 13-hour shift and collapse into a blissfully unthinking mess on your bed.
by Milodic_Mellodi April 20, 2019

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
