Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Hopping out of the ford door

Lyrics used in Big Shaq's "mans not hot" song.

Alex: What's your favorite lyric in any song?

Adam: "Hopping out of the ford door" by Big Shaq

Alex:Me too

by XxCringy_COD_gamer69xX May 21, 2018

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Upside down cup outside my door

You need to have more sex NOW

The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today

by answers August 8, 2022

the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 13, 2022

They keep creepin towards the door

A remixed Verizon of “They Keep Creepin towards the door” by aAngryPiggy

They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!

by Slender_man320 August 11, 2023

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024