Edam but no D

Code word language for "Erect and Masty" i.e erection and masturbation. The code word of wax cheese to insinuate the smell and the penis jacket (the condom)

John: "Hey gavin, i like that bird...i'd love to give her a bit of edam but no d"

Gavin: "You dirty boy"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

D-TOUCH

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.

I scored with the D-TOUCH

by madaggash June 21, 2016

d-load

(n) When a man's penis is so long he tries to hide the length by tucking the shaft down between the buttocks but leads to failure because it looks like he has doo-dooed in his pants.

(n) ejaculate or cum so much to the point of soaking a girl from head-to-toe.

(v) to ejaculate the cum from a creampie "upload;" to get rid of a cum-load from the vagina.

"Sammy doesnt want to scare them off by his length but looks like has a d-load in his pants"

"It isnt shit its a d-load"

"She had a lot to d-load after he came in her"

"He totally d-loaded all over her, she was soaked"

by btardo February 15, 2010

Kara D

A gorgeous woman. A show stopper. That woman that turns every head. Usually this woman is known for her stunning good looks and giant tits.

Wow, the chick I am dating is a Kara D. Look at that Kara D.

God, I wish I was banging a Kara D.
I always wanted to be a Kara D, but my boobs are a AA.

by Hot Muther Fucker May 5, 2018

D-Bomb

When an area wasn't full of douches a few minutes ago but is now.

1: Dude somone dropped a total d-bomb here!
2: IKR!

by Bobbm112 March 21, 2012

D-Wheel

The D-Wheel. The next evolution of the Duel Disk, this machine goes full throttle in a Riding Duel. Overflowing with speed and thrill this is the ultimate show and symbol of freedom.

I sexually identify as a D-Wheel

by Vegito72 March 10, 2017