colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

ryan coffman

A piece of shit annoying fucker who wont stop annoying me about the old sanic meme and vine usally a guy with a small shrivlled penis with red pubic hair

I really fucking hate ryan coffman

by Trevor Hoff February 6, 2018

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

poopaids_coffe

one of morty's erased memory files in season three of rick and morty.

this next one is called poopaids_coffe

by oshwann June 14, 2018

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018

Morgan Coffey

Will always fall in love with a girl called meave

Meave gw Morgan Coffey

by Athlone_Shifts February 23, 2019