christian

a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine
christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend
by jljx_ November 19, 2019
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Christian is a beast
by November 24, 2021
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A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
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The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 23, 2021
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Christian is a nice seeming person on the outside but when you get to know him it will change. Christian will always gaslight you and accuse you of gaslighting. Christian will constantly start arguments and can't accept when he's wrong. He's a horrible person and a terrible friend
Friend: Hey Christian

Christian: Shut up stop gaslighting me
by MisterMando November 22, 2021
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An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
by Chiggers777 December 17, 2021
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Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"
by CasDavFri April 06, 2024
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