tom n' jerry

when a cat catches a mouse and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge and the mouse takes its revenge and the cat takes its revenge... until both of them die.

tom n' jerry

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Tom Flopped

The truest thing one can ever hear. The Tom in “Tom Flopped” refers to a bad owner of a server that is only good because of its members.

Tom flopped, I spilled.

by pork sushi September 20, 2021

Tom Netherlands

Probably the most common way to to describe a Tom Holland look-alike. The last name is sometimes replaced with another country that ends with 'land' e.g. Tom Poland.

*A Tom Holland look-alike posts a tiktok*
70% of the comments: 'Tom Netherlands'

by noirpuff May 27, 2022

TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020