The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
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Melatonin dreams

Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.
Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!

Person 2: Did you take melatonin?

Person 1: yeah I took two.

Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin

Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
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quarantine dream

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night
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a bisexual's dream

dude, judy x nick is a bisexual's dream
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Warmup dream

(This was made up by me, actually)
A short dream you have before a long dream, sort of like a prologue before a long game or book.
P1: “Hi!”
P2:”Hey, you keep appearing in my warmup dreams..”
P1:”I hope they’re pleasant ones?”
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Sussy Dream Bad

The best clan around, it beats the no u clan because they have tim. They are very nice
Oh look it's sussy Dream Bad, we better stay away because we admire them so much

Oh look it's the best clan around
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