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turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
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turtle gang

by itsammon March 18, 2022
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Tommy Turtle

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022
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turtle

me: fatfucker turtle ate my cherios today
person: ok
by KiwiTheTabbyz October 4, 2021
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laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz
by Aly n loz October 16, 2021
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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
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