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Thomas

A guy with the body and face of a greek god, has a rhino penis, baddie bagger and is a single mom lover.
Person: «Look at Thomas over there
Bird: «he’s so handsome»
by Papi mayek July 14, 2021
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Hanging out with Thomas

Is a phrase used when referring to being baked, high, stoned, etc.
1. "Hey we are going to hangout with Thomas, wanna come?"
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?
by Prof. Robert November 18, 2019
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The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.
Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.
by liitlewomen November 23, 2021
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
by Jackob May November 23, 2021
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Thomas

ey thomas you didnt pay forthat
by im-a-cat October 7, 2020
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