by Augedog June 10, 2016
Get the Spicy saladmug. (Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. by sun-fluh February 22, 2021
Get the chopped saladmug. One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
by Robert Worden May 5, 2018
Get the Soup and Saladmug. When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Salad Toss with Bacon Bitmug. by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024
Get the Salad dressingmug. Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
by Teky.SB August 31, 2022
Get the Flute Saladmug.