Pooh Bear Syndrome

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.

there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

by katsickle May 28, 2009

drop bear set

When you do a set of bench press followed by immediately dropping to the ground and doing a set of push ups.

"Bro, see that guy doing a drop bear set over there?"
What a fucking legend.

by Legend01 January 27, 2017

polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

by frank martin mary January 03, 2012

full mama bear

This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.

I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!

by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014

Hungarian Bear Trap

The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach

- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend

by Blazzzyy October 25, 2012

Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess October 13, 2010

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 03, 2009