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the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.
"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*
by I am a jinx January 2, 2017
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Cunt maestro

A cunt maestro is a guy who acts nice to every girl he sees but once he gets to know the girl he changes colours and shows what a cunt he really is
I thought that guy was really caring and kind but no he a cunt maestro he was messi g me and my mate about dick
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
For frig sake man! I just lost best fishing lure on a snag…”Cunt Must” !!!
by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022
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cunt rope

She was holding her tampon by the cunt rope
by Logasm13 November 17, 2016
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Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
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ribbon cunting

The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.
Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.
by The lady killah November 13, 2014
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Cunt Ruffle

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016
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