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Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.

Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
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by PadPJ April 10, 2022
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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
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incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
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kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.
Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.
by BreBre. September 15, 2022
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