Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

Fuck

The word you say when you don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck,I don't fucking care,fuck this,and many fucking more

by I love you luciel February 23, 2022

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Grown Ass Fuck

Grown-Ass Fuck - Referring to an older person having good or even better sex as they age.

The term was popularized by celebrity Gabrielle Union on Twitter and use of the hashtag #GrownASF, after comments by Sports Media journalists of the age of her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade. Union tweeted: "Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF".

When her 30-something husband comes home, she's going to give him a Grown Ass Fuck.

by OG Design May 29, 2018