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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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fuck nugget

is used as an insult, someone who could only be lucky enough to fuck a nugget, often disliked by the population of the world, usually a male but can be used by a female to describe a male (but go right ahead and use it on a female it's 2018, go equality) this person if highly in the wrong and should be punished somehow for being such a fuck nugget. don't be friends with a fuck nugget they're rude assholes
person 1: i can't believe you've one this.
person 2: you absolute hoe, go back to the trash.
person 1: you're such a fuck nugget, piss off bro
by oh puh-leeze July 6, 2018
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Fuck You Step

When someone takes a fairly large step right before stopping with one or more people behind them. Usually in Marching Band.
Right before we stopped, he took a Fuck You step, leaving me way behind.
by PM<3 January 23, 2011
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Fuck a Jerem day

A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want
Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day

Jeremy : uWu
by Zbilate July 12, 2022
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Fuck Boi

A "fuck boi" is a douch bag usually anywhere from 12 to 22

12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'

If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.

Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
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