That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.
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by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
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by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024
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oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
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