Number of Fucks

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The number of fucks I give

by Zer0Fucks July 26, 2021

Fuck

It is the word that fred from scooby-doo says

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by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021

Fuck

It's a word commonly used among people of all ages, it is a word that is usually used in normal conversation, it can be used as a insult, or can just be used as a normal word.

Guy 1: FUCK! I stubbed my fuckin toe!
Guy 2: fuck man, that shit look like it hurt.

by Bigfloppydonkeydick420 July 29, 2021

Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Fuck

It means that you want to fuck your teacher and have about twenty rounds

Student: ahh fuck
Teacher: say less shawtie on your knees ;)

by Fuckit;] August 2, 2021