Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

by Laxs89 April 21, 2021

BALLS MY FUCKED

YOU JACK ASS

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021

National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Fuck a Bitch

Fuck a bitch is a phrase that you use when ur flabbergasted! You can also use it when something bad happens to you. It is overall another phrase to show immense anger.

Gym teacher: You have to run the mile right now! It’s also 5 degrees outside so bring a jacket!

Me: Fuck a bitch!

by CEO of pain killers April 22, 2021

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

Love fuck

Hard, fast, primal sex that still encapsulates love and an emotional connection between a couple.

I am so turned on by you I just need to love fuck you because you’re so fucking amazing.

by SarzyR April 23, 2021