When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 March 01, 2024
by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023
Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 04, 2016
Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023