An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
Get the Poochie Twatmug. by Bonical June 22, 2023
Get the Twatmug. A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
Get the death twatmug. by hairy nipples September 21, 2020
Get the twatmug. Vaginal secretion consisting of blood+ female ejaculate+semen all in descending. Gravity influencing flow path. Quantity could be trickle or tsunami drippin out of mommy .
Man you ever tasted a bloody snot twat ? I made my girl taste a bloody snot cock w/ doodoo so it was the least I doodoo ! Damn I need some mouth wash . Hey, don't ask & I won't tell . BETTHAT !
by Han $olo October 8, 2023
Get the bloody snot twatmug. The equivalent to a dingle berry only that it's located on the vagina
Little pieces of toilet paper stuck in between pussy lips due to inaccurate wiping
Little pieces of toilet paper stuck in between pussy lips due to inaccurate wiping
"I was eating her out nd I spit out some lint or something.......must have been a twat berry
"I'm buying you some better toilet paper cus your pussy filled with so many twatberries I nearly combed them out with my mustache"
"I'm buying you some better toilet paper cus your pussy filled with so many twatberries I nearly combed them out with my mustache"
by good old rubbas May 24, 2018
Get the twat berrymug. by Grace haha June 20, 2019
Get the Twatmug.