post whore

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts

RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.

by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008

post-sonic

Musical composition that is completely inaudible.

John Cage's"4:33" was an early example of post-sonic composition.

by C.O. August 29, 2006

post-ides

The hangover after 2007 Ides of March. Often associated with too much March Madness partying.

yo, i got a mad case of the post-ides.

by bk girl December 15, 2008

Post-static

a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.

Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.

by YoPal August 20, 2007

speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.

This is a secret speed post topic.

by PiemanXC February 18, 2008

Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.

Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!

by rossano January 10, 2009

post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007