walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

Plug walk

When a guy cums in a girl and the girl has to walk to the bathroom, she performs the plug walk so the cum does not travel down her legs before she reaches the toilet.

“She did the plug walk”
“Thank god I plugged or it would have gone everywhere”

by Slipperysssnake July 11, 2020

Pavle Walk Stage 2

(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).

Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!

by John Wock September 8, 2022

walk it up

calm down or chill out

my friend was stressed out about his big game and I told him to walk it up.

by ross englind September 9, 2023