Texas laso

When you put a bolo tie around your ball sack to make it look like a gentleman

Burt Reynolds said to use his bolo to give yourself a texas laso while getting a mustache ride.

by Birtreynolds12 October 10, 2020

mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.

by livelaughlové March 21, 2022

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.

texas peach

by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex

That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.

by fuhrerus July 21, 2020

Lometa Texas

a small town full of annoying twinks

Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now

by wackassrat November 2, 2020

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009