Slap bank

A fantasy saved in a gentleman's mind for future use when masturbating.

One girlfriend to another girlfriend on girls' night out:
"God, I love your tits!! They are so big and amazing!! They are totally saved in all of the husbands' slap banks."

by honeydewforever December 20, 2017

Pope-slap

when you're the Pope and someone is an idiot and you slap the bitch

'she was gonna eat my fries, so I pope-slapped the bitch.'
'Ahh man, I was so wasted last night I felt pope slapped'

by Luuuc January 2, 2020

slap head

a slap head is an idiot and when you see them you want to slap your head

ay bruve look at that slap head over there mate asking for that girls bb pin

by daber69420noscopeligma April 28, 2020

samurai slap

When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up

I samurai slapped her last night

by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016

Slapping the elephant

The act of making a big person angry.

Why is that big guy chasing John? Oh, he was slapping the elephant again.

by ShadedArtZ July 15, 2016

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceeding to bitch slap an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came all over my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016

Butch Slap

The art of losing by a lot of points

Did you see Alabama got Butch Slapped yesterday?

Yeah, the beat the crap out of Tennessee by 40 points!

by Vols Ole February 1, 2018