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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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Awesome Sauce

It is pure awesomeness but in sauce form which makes it cooler..
Johnny: I just ollied that grandma over there!

Joseph: I just ate spaghetti...!

Zach: Awesome Sauce, dudes....
by Awesome_Sauce13 December 30, 2009
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spill the sauce

to jizz somewhere not wanted (i.e. carpet, tv screen, kitchen table, etc.)
WHAT THE FUCK JIM!?!??!?! Did you spill the sauce all over my backpack!??!
by Fat Fuck January 6, 2008
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duck sauce

duck sauce typically means you are the gayest person ever. Anythng you so is just saucey . To be called a duck or duck sauce is just a complete slap in the face
The kids who pop their collars at parties and think they pick up ladies are duck sauces.
by CJ Carlson December 14, 2008
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bbq sauce

The most disgusting sauce ever! It taste like garbage and I almost died from trying it. Do NOT recommend. My taste buds are crying. Please help!
by bbqsaucehater4life June 4, 2021
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Awesome Sauce

Something even better than awesome. Basically if something is so totally epic it exceeds awesomeness then it becomes awesome sauce.
Person 1:That was so epic it exceeded epicness!
Person 2: Dude it was awesome sauce.
by AwesomeSaucegirl July 1, 2012
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Mac Sauce

The cum of a person who’s name begins with the letters Mac
Ian busted his Mac sauce all over the hookers face
by TheMandem69 January 7, 2021
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