When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025
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Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette
The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette
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Get the .9.Smoke Sucka Dick.9. mug.When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
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