My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 09, 2022

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

by 1234567890abcdefghij November 14, 2020

Bother Mother

An individual whom uses such words "oh bother" at a concerning level. Often used by names beginning with H,J,K, L and V.

girl 1: Oh bother
girl 2: uhh not again

girl 1: dont be such a bother
girl 2: yep you're a bother mother

by Tufts University America August 01, 2023

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay

by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018

Mother hen

The sober person, usually the "designated driver" of the group who is in charge of keeping his friends from making a complete fool of themselves.

Selena was our mother hen last night. She stopped all of us from making complete fools of ourselves.

by Brutus1503 May 27, 2023

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 29, 2022