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Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.
I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
mugGet the Mississippi mud houndmug.

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.
"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"
by skunkys August 10, 2023
mugGet the Mud Minnowmug.

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share
by Sexydimma January 20, 2015
mugGet the pull the hippo out of the mudmug.

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
mugGet the Mud-crabbingmug.

Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
mugGet the Mud Monkeymug.

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
mugGet the Mud monkeymug.

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit
Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
mugGet the Mud Gunmug.

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