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Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?
Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Zuke Master

A person who has perfected the art of zuking. These special individuals can zuke on command, and as much as they are needed to.
Sam is an absolute Zuke Master! On my momma, he can zuke for days on end.
by FP_Fan15 May 11, 2016
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Edge Master

An edge master is a person that is a master at edging. He's considered a ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin automatically
Person 1: THAT GUY EDGED FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT!
Person 2: I KNOW HE'S THE EDGE MASTER BRO!! HE'S SO OHIO RIZZ SKIBIDI!!
by I DONT LIKE THEIS December 8, 2023
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Porg Master

A chonk annoying human who spills coke on his Xbox
Ahh porg master stop scranning Cheerios and doing science experiments on your Xbox
by Massive man 3245 April 17, 2021
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Master Gorge

The mad man himself teaching Latin and French. He loves talking to his possums and loves his school SHORE. If you don’t do your language perfect watch out!
Boy: Hey Master Gorge I didn’t do my homework.

Gorge: My possum that’s a Friday
by Unnamed1356929692 November 10, 2019
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