internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.

"i met my internet friends on a social media platform"

by replies November 30, 2022

oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.

"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"

by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord

Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you

by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018