internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 April 17, 2016
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 09, 2010
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internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,
internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho
by TPFKadin September 12, 2019
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internet meme

funni stuff on the internet
when overused its not funni anymore
and then becames funni years later
ayo i make this internet meme about mr incredible
lets post it
*proceeds to watch mr incredible becoming sus uncanny scared earape blah blah blah*
by urban dictionary is 4chan February 25, 2022
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reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E
by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023
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fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.
Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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