limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016

Pinch dick

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005