booty donkey 

A ugly or less-traditional looking fellow with a really attractive female that would be considered of of his league.

Man, did you see that booty donkey? How can that overweight Benny have such a smokin hot girlfriend. I bet she cheats on him.

booty donkey by Django8673 August 24, 2009

Texas Donkey

When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.

Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"

Texas Donkey by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010

BUBBLE DONKEY 

is a great way to ignore someone while staring straight in their face

GIRL- DID YOU KNOW I WON ALL 6 ROUNDS OF JEOPARDY IN MR.DERMOTOS CLASS

BOY-OH GREAT BUBBLE DONKEY!

BUBBLE DONKEY by NYCKID13 August 18, 2011

Bronze Donkey 

The act of recieving a massage in public, whether from another individual or an inanimate object such as the corner of a wall.

I walked into the hotel lobby and this hot chick was giving a bronze donkey to this other hot chick. or My shoulders were so tight I gave myself a bronze donkey waiting for the subway.

Bronze Donkey by asanisimasa December 7, 2013

Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash 

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.

Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....

Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash by kevrob April 24, 2011

Swamp Donkey 

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

Swamp Donkey by jon June 3, 2003

Swamp Donkey 

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.

She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.

Swamp Donkey by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003