Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023

Stupid burger

A kid that can’t decide what to order At McDonald’s to convince it to his mother.

“Hey look, that nerd has a stupid burger”.
“I get a stupid burger a lot at McDonald’s”.

by Djpandawubs May 21, 2022

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.

I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.

by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024

5 burger minutes

It's approximately an hour

It will take 5 burger minutes

by ThatguySy March 31, 2025

Burger fries and nuggets

THE MOST DEADLY TRIO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU MESS WITH THIS, THIS IS ONLY FOR THE COOLEST KIDS IN TOWN

Burger fries and nuggets are deadly

by Someoneidkdoyourreasearch February 28, 2024